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Mike Myers - The CatDakota Fanning - Sally WaldenSpencer Breslin - Conrad WaldenKelly Preston - Joan WaldenAlec Baldwin - Larry QuinnAmy Hill - Mrs. KwanSean Hayes - Mr. Humberfloob / Fish (voice)Danielle Chuchran - Thing OneTaylor Rice - Thing OneBrittany Oaks - Thing TwoTalia-Lynn Prairie - Thing TwoDan Castellaneta - Thing One / Thing Two (voice)Victor Brandt - Narrator (voice)Daran Norris - AnnouncerFrank Welker - Nevins (voice)Clint Howard - Kate the CatererPaige Hurd - DeniseSteven Anthony Lawrence - Dumb SchweitzerParis Hilton - Female Club-GoerCandace Brown - SecretaryStephen Hibbert - Jim McFinniganRoger W. Morrissey - Mr. VompatatatNorman Fessler - Mailman (uncredited)Danny Nero - Man in Street (uncredited)Brian George - Sanjay (uncredited)Boyd Banks - Waiter (uncredited)
Ratings
from TMDB5.4/ 101,923 votes